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☕ I'M NOT MEAN... I'M JUST UNDER-CAFFEINATED!
Some mornings require coffee before conversation!
Bring a little vintage attitude to your everyday wardrobe with this funny retro coffee T-shirt from SeaRays Creations. Featuring a beautifully illustrated, unimpressed retro pin-up holding her morning cup of coffee, this playful design combines nostalgic diner-inspired artwork with a perfectly relatable caffeine-loving message.
With its turquoise and cream vintage color palette, expressive character, and bold retro lettering, this shirt is made for anyone whose personality improves after that first cup.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
Original retro-inspired coffee humor design
Expressive vintage pin-up illustration with boutique styling
Soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt
Classic crewneck and comfortable everyday fit
A fun gift for coffee lovers, baristas, coworkers, and caffeine enthusiasts
Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or casual layers
T-SHIRT DETAILS
Brand: Bella+Canvas
Style: 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Fit: Retail-style unisex fit
Neckline: Classic crewneck
Fabric: Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber blends vary by color
Printed to order with the artwork shown in the listing
Available in multiple carefully selected colors
SIZING & FIT
This is an adult unisex T-shirt with a comfortable retail fit.
Choose your usual size for a classic fit.
Size up if you prefer a more relaxed or oversized look.
Review the size chart and fit guide in the listing photos before ordering.
For the best fit, compare the measurements with a favorite T-shirt you already own.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out
Wash with similar colors
Use mild detergent
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly over the printed design
Do not dry clean
GIFTING IDEAS
A thoughtful and funny gift for:
Coffee lovers and caffeine enthusiasts
Baristas and café workers
Coworkers with a sarcastic sense of humor
Birthday and holiday gifting
Anyone who isn't quite ready for conversation before coffee
SHIPPING & SHOP POLICIES
🚚 FREE U.S. SHIPPING
Each T-shirt is made to order. Please review the estimated processing and delivery dates shown at checkout.
Because items are made to order, returns and exchanges are not accepted. However, if there is an issue with your order, please contact us so we can help.
MADE WITH PERSONALITY AT SEARAYS CREATIONS
At SeaRays Creations, we love creating expressive, memorable designs that bring a little humor and individuality to everyday life.
Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone who runs on caffeine, this retro coffee tee makes a fun addition to any casual wardrobe.
Thank you for supporting our small business!
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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