Funny Basset Hound Shirt, Selective Hearing Dog Tee, Dog Lover Gift

🐶 I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING — FUNNY BASSET HOUND T-SHIRT

Some dogs listen to every word. Others have more selective standards!

This funny Basset Hound shirt features an adorable, laid-back pup wearing oversized blue sunglasses and headphones, paired with the hilarious saying: “I Have Selective Hearing. I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected.”

With its bold retro typography, warm vintage-inspired colors, and detailed dog illustration, this unisex graphic tee is perfect for dog lovers who appreciate a little sarcasm and a lot of personality.

Whether you're a proud Basset Hound parent, a devoted dog dad, or shopping for a funny pet lover gift, this shirt brings humor and character to your everyday wardrobe.

✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

• Exclusive retro-inspired artwork featuring a lovable Basset Hound

• Bold blue, cream, navy, and rust-colored graphic

• Soft, comfortable Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt

• Classic crewneck and relaxed everyday styling

• Great for casual outings, dog walks, lounging, and gifting

• Available in a curated selection of versatile colors

👕 T-SHIRT DETAILS

• Brand: Bella+Canvas

• Style: 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

• Neckline: Classic crewneck

• Fit: Retail-style unisex fit

• Material: Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber blends vary by color

• Construction: Side-seamed with shoulder taping

• Design: Professionally printed graphic

• Production: Made to order

🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS

White • Vintage White • Natural • Ash • Heather Stone • Athletic Heather • Asphalt • Navy

Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and lighting. Please review the color chart and listing photographs before ordering.

📏 SIZING & FIT

Available in sizes S–5XL, subject to color availability.

This shirt features a unisex fit.

• Classic Fit: Order your usual size.

• Relaxed Fit: Consider sizing up one size.

• Oversized Fit: Consider sizing up two sizes.

Please refer to the size chart in the listing photographs for exact measurements. For the best fit, compare the measurements with a favorite T-shirt you already own.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Basset Hound moms and dads

• Funny dog lovers

• Pet parents with a sarcastic sense of humor

• Birthdays, holidays, and just-because gifts

• Casual everyday wear

• Anyone who believes listening is optional!

📦 SHIPPING & PRODUCTION

Every shirt is made to order especially for you.

🚚 FREE SHIPPING on this item!

Please check the estimated delivery dates shown by Etsy before purchasing. Production and transit times may vary.

💙 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Wash with similar colors

• Use mild detergent

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly over the printed design

• Do not dry clean

↩️ RETURNS & EXCHANGES

Because each item is made to order, returns and exchanges are not accepted.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us so we can help resolve the issue.

🌊 SEARAYS CREATIONS

Thoughtfully designed apparel and gifts with personality, creativity, and a little everyday humor.

Thank you for supporting SeaRays Creations, a small business where every design is created to bring something special to your day!